O Oprah, what have you done?
Yesterday Ms. Winfrey posted a coupon on her website that could be redeemed for “two pieces of KFC’s new grilled chicken, two sides, and a biscuit.” According to the Gothamist, this giveaway sparked at least two sit-in/riot incidents at separate KFC locations in Manhattan alone.
My first reaction, which remains largely unchanged, was to think, “Well this is just shameful people. Let’s pull ourselves together! It’s a piece of chicken, not gold bullion or something!” But then I heard two unmistakable voices whispering in my ear, urging me to reconsider my stance with this love ballad to fried chicken. You be the judge.
Nas ft. Busta Rhymes – Fried Chicken: